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Why are there no Country & Western songs about wrestling?

Wouldn’t it be a great day to drive in your car and sing along to such Country and Western songs like:

The Day My Jobber Broke My Heart

I Left My Speedo In San Francisco

In A Boston Crab Ain’t Fun

Getting A Scissor In The Back Of My Truck

Full Nelson On. Summer Night

Stuck Between Big Thighs Again

I’ve Been One Choked Too Many Times

A Wrestlers Mask Hides Your Pain

Anyhoo.... please someone write me a song! Perhaps post it for us all to enjoy !!! 😊

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Last edited on 12/09/2019 11:11 PM by Bradley1
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ruffnhard (105)

12/10/2019 12:42 AM

This seems to cover it :)

And part 2:

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BamaJDon41 (9 )

12/10/2019 12:49 AM

LOL! All good. Also, 'You Got Me Cryin' In Yer Grapevine'

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weightclass170 (1)

12/10/2019 6:49 AM

well might be something to do with , most counrty songs could be wrote by a 8 or 10 yo. the fact that wrestling has nothing to do with your wife leaving you, your dog dieing, or you 4 wheel drive truck is broke down or stuch in the mud, or both . might be why there is no country songs about wrestling!!!

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BamaJDon41 (9 )

12/10/2019 7:08 AM

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With grammar and spelling like that, you could be a Country song writer! YEEhaw!!!

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Chester1980 (0)

12/11/2019 9:36 PM

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And getting drunk too lol.

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irishpunknyc (9)

12/10/2019 4:23 PM

Not exactly country, but a Broadway hoedown.

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wildwooly (16)

12/10/2019 6:16 PM

I know it's not about wrestling A bear, but enjoy

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