The beatitudes according to a middle aged boxer/wrestler

Blessed are the diligent. They will train hard and look good in their gear. Pump those pistons baby...

Blessed are the patient. They will discover that he really was just busy burying his grandmother at short notice (again), and will feel no need to write pissy and ranty blogs any more. They also read to the end of my rambling blogs.

Blessed are the reliable. They get all the fun. Bastards. I mean, if it was that easy, we'd all be doing it...

Blessed are the appreciative. They will understand how fortunate they are to have this connectivity and transport... and spandex (well, would you want to wrestle in bear skins...actually...now I come to think of it..).

Blessed are the secure in spirit. They won't spend time obsessed with other people's weird and bloody annoying habits like posting endless fucking profiles, deleting and repeating like some fucking spandex-clad cuckoo clock. Not that I care...

Blessed are those without any past opponents despite being on here for years. Just...bless lol ... (see also patience above).

Blessed are the group organisers, providers of venues and manufacturers of brightly coloured spandex attire. You totally rock.

Blessed are the jobbers and the heels and the bloodthirsty NHB crew. You crazy kids. The more violence you perpetrate in the ring, the less violence there will be in the streets. The world will be saved. It all makes sense to me now.

Blessed are the skilled. But only quite blessed. You do realise that its those hot pecs and muscle guts we're looking at, and not the undoubtedly impressive kick thing that took you 10 years to learn, right? But blessed anyway.

Blessed are the shallow. Like me. We'll always be optimists....

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Last edited on 2/14/2020 11:26 AM by Ironbull
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Comments (21)

AussieBoxer (23 ) 11 days ago

...and blessed are those who write well.

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Ironbull (104) 11 days ago

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I had to do something with the spare blood

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BamaJDon41 (3) 11 days ago

Excellent blessings for all!

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Ironbull (104) 11 days ago

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See "blessed are the appreciative" and rock that bear skin

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hephaestion2014 (55) 11 days ago

Forget the bear skin.
Blessed are the sheep skin ... rugs.
It stopped the carpet burns.

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Ironbull (104) 11 days ago

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Burns never wrote that...

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WrestleBob (51) 11 days ago

Best blog in years (except for the lack any links to videos of hunky guys wrestling nude)

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Ironbull (104) 11 days ago

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I tried but nude objected.

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Long for this (18) 11 days ago

Brilliant !! So refreshing to read your musings without all the usual BS!

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Ironbull (104) 11 days ago

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Thanks Rob.

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edscissors (27 ) 11 days ago

And thrice-blessed be the Ironbull for his ready wit and good sense. (What's this with the spandex?)

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Ironbull (104) 10 days ago

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It's what the gods wear

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GrappleFun (38) 11 days ago

Amen to all of that!!
Brilliant! 👍😁

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Alecmusc (28) 11 days ago

Made my day, well actually the entire year. Should definitely include in my next lecture.

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edscissors (27 ) 10 days ago

What, all of them? So Jove's thunderbolts must just be discharges of static electricity?

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Ironbull (104) 10 days ago

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How was it for you darling?

Electric...

As you can see, I never took Pascal's wager

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edscissors (27 ) 10 days ago

What a great site this is, with so many interesting, people to chat with. Wonderful how a funny, witty thread can turn on a sixpence and send us off googling 17th century French philosophers. Hooray for Meetfighters, for the thrice-blessed Ironbull and for all those here who don't take themselves too seriously!

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Ironbull (104) 10 days ago

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No no no...Pascal was running in the 2.30 at Chepstow

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bigchest46 (1) 10 days ago

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Blessed t are the. Men who don't just show up and block u as if it's something you'd and blessed are the men who don't go nuts when it happen . But blessed are are the cool wrestlers on here. Ask him ref and 1a2a3a best saying in the world

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Ironbull (104) 10 days ago

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Bells it is spellcheck.... lol

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bigchest46 (1) 10 days ago

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My wee fat fingers

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