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Who are you? The killer MF username

I was quite chuffed when I first hit upon my own MF name, Edscissors. Yes, my first name is really Edward. And yes, I like being (head/ed)scissored. (Mad, I know ... but if it doesn't frighten the horses ...) Neat!

The way we present ourselves here can be unintentionally revealing.

In my experience, a username including the suffix "boi" probably means (sorry, all "boi"s) that this is probably someone not exactly in his first youth.

Just for fun, does anyone have any suggestions or personal prejudices about how NOT to invent yourself a username for our excellent site?

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Last edited on 5/17/2022 12:13 AM by edscissors
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lighthouseguy (6 )

5/17/2022 3:47 PM

Lightbulbguy. After exchanging several messages with someone, we discussed how a match would go. He was a dom, which is fine with me, within reason. After a few additional messages he sent this one:
"I'll unscrew a light bulb, shove it up your ass, and squeeze your cheeks until it breaks."
I hope he was fantasizing something he would never do. But I decided not to find out in person. His site name wasn't really Lightbulbguy. But it should have been.

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technics2 (68 )

5/18/2022 7:07 PM

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😲😳😱
Wow!!!

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Jedi (41)

5/17/2022 10:57 PM

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Incandescent or LED? I hope compact fluorescent were not planned!

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Squashlad (255)

5/17/2022 12:20 PM

😆 Does this extend to "lad"s? 😉

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edscissors (30 )

5/17/2022 12:30 PM

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Of course not! I've nothing but respect and admiration for the great Squashlad!

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BamaJDon41 (10 )

5/17/2022 12:32 AM

Probably want to avoid a name made of a series of letters and numbers that looks more like a password.

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HalfGuard (59)

5/18/2022 9:45 AM

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Damn, I was going to change my name to 'password123'

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hephaestion2014 (52)

5/22/2022 7:54 PM

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Try to avoid using a name that you have only ever seen written down, and aren't exactly sure how to pronounce it 😜

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Squashlad (255)

5/22/2022 7:59 PM

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😂 Self-effacing as ever mate.

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