Dear diary,

I seem to have caused a lot of grannies to die. This seems to be caused by my habit of arranging group meets. Something sinister happens when I invite people to group meets. Their grannies die in the days immediately before the meet. Am I cursed?

A shot in the dark. A big question mark. I do apologise to all those elderly ladies. I'll consider the mortality risks next time I think about arranging a group meet

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Last edited on 6/14/2018 5:48 PM by Ironbull
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Comments (35)

CC 123 (33) 3 days ago

HIlarious! And so so true!

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scotsgrappler (141 platinum) 3 days ago

It's an epidemic. I've organised a few and the world is split between the guys who sign up and turn up with minimal fuss and the prima donnas! The ratios sadly are worsening.

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Alecmusc (9 platinum) 3 days ago

one more great piece of very good writing.
Hope you don't wrestle as well as you write, or I will have to ask for help with granny.

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GrappleViking (75 platinum) 3 days ago

Hah hah. Ohh, Ed... 😁😁👍🏼

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ruffnhard (55) 3 days ago

Funny man!

All my grandparents are long gone...I'm immune to the "curse!" ;)

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littleforbigg (3 platinum) 3 days ago

Well, due to new meds being discovered and advances in medical knowledge and technology people are living longer. Not to mention that there may well be too many gosh darn bloody peeps in the world so maybe it’s time for some Darwinism. Then again those fun guys in Deutschland in the 40’s.....no, won’t even complete that thought.

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Seniorboxer (12 bronze) 2 days ago

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I am so happy that I am in my 50's... 😀

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littleforbigg (3 platinum) 2 days ago

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Grannies can definitely be in their 50’s but doesn’t look like u have any granny in u.

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Merseywrestle (68 platinum) 2 days ago

As my grannies and grandpa's are already dead your curse won't work on me..

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surrey71 (28 gold) 2 days ago

Ed, you’re so right!
My attempt in Feb 17 to set up a meet at Pippas was the same.
A lot of people said they’d come - only a sparse 8 did. But I’ve now realised it’s not about how many turn up but the quality of those who did!
Met some great guys that otherwise I wouldn’t (geographical restrictions!!)

Love your blogs, well written and often right into my sense of humour!!!

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Ironbull (105 platinum) 2 days ago

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And no one noticed the cheesy Toyah Wilcox song buried in the text

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Ironbull (105 platinum) 2 days ago

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Or am I the only one of a certain age with embarrassing musical memories?

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surrey71 (28 gold) 2 days ago

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You’re not alone mate, duly noticed :-)

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Ironbull (105 platinum) 2 days ago

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A truly awful song of gargantuan proportions.

Which, as a result of writing this blog I now of on my brain....

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Merseywrestle (68 platinum) 2 days ago

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You mean it's a mythtery 😛

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Ironbull (105 platinum) 2 days ago

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Check it out on Youtube. It is unbelievably shite.

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Merseywrestle (68 platinum) 2 days ago

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Bet you have all of Toyah's albums !

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Ironbull (105 platinum) 2 days ago

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No. If you remember I refused to buy them from you, along with the signed wig.

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Merseywrestle (68 platinum) 2 days ago

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It's only because you wanted me to include Madonna's Basque for your collection and I said no .

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Ironbull (105 platinum) 2 days ago

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Is THAT what you were wearing??? Suited you mate.

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Merseywrestle (68 platinum) 2 days ago

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Yes but you were wearing her fishnets. Must admit your legs for look good in them.

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Ironbull (105 platinum) 2 days ago

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Oh please...those were varicose veins.

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Merseywrestle (68 platinum) 2 days ago

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Nicely sculptured too.

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ShockR (47 platinum) 2 days ago

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I could imagine Ed in a basque 😂

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Ironbull (105 platinum) 2 days ago

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It would need a lot of gussets.

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Merseywrestle (68 platinum) 2 days ago

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Oh I don't know shove your pecs up a bit you'd fill them.

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Ironbull (105 platinum) 2 days ago

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Your experienced advice is much appreciated

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Merseywrestle (68 platinum) 2 days ago

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Well as we both have fairly well developed moons and yours are slightly pointing south. I thought I would obilge.

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Ironbull (105 platinum) 2 days ago

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Mine can bench 120kilos - speak for yourself

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Merseywrestle (68 platinum) 2 days ago

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You didnt complain when mine coveted yours last time

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Ironbull (105 platinum) 2 days ago

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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's pecs

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Merseywrestle (68 platinum) 2 days ago

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Thought shall honour Toyah's wig.

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ShockR (47 platinum) 2 days ago

I’ve arranged a small group event to celebrate Five Years on Meetfighters and two newbies have said they are coming yet neither have any past opponents or recommendations and they have not replied to my message so I’m going to have to deny them coming in favour of guys with opponents/recommendations but it is infuriating

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ShockR (47 platinum) 2 days ago

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